Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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