I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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