one two three fourrrrnication!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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