So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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