When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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