She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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