Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
