Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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