have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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