One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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