i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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