party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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