Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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