Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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