everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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