he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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