i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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