So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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