She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You're a waste of cheezeits
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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