The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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