Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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