i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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