whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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