He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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