this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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