so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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