I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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