Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
They are going to name an STD after you.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Let's get the cat blown out
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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