is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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