I want you more than these girls want KFC
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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