How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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