I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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