I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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