This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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