youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
