there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize