are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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