We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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