everyone is single if you try hard enough
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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