Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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