office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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