awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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