he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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