As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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