Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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