and you said cock pushups were impossible
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
