Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
high people should be assigned attendants
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Your penis caused this!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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