I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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