Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize
