so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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