Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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