If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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