Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
im holly from the hills drunk
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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