Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I party with great urgency now.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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