Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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