So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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